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Andrew Martin: Good night sweetheart.
Little Miss: Good night Andrew. |
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Sir: Good night, Andrew.
Andrew Martin: It certainly is, Sir.
Sir: No. No, Andrew. The... the correct response to "good night" is "good night."
Andrew Martin: Good night.
Sir: Yes.
Andrew Martin: You just said "yes."
Sir: Yes.
Andrew Martin: But the correct response to "good night" is "good night.'
Sir: Goodnight, Andrew.
Andrew Martin: Good night, Sir. |
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Sir: There is no price for individuality |
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Andrew Martin: Would you perform an experiment, just for the sake of science?
Amanda Martin: All right.
Andrew Martin: Kiss me. |
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Sir: Andrew is not a person, he's a form of property.
Andrew Martin: One is not a per-rr-rr-rr-rr-rr.
[Sir hits Andrew to reset him.]
Sir: Property is also important. So from now on, as a matter of principle, in this family, Andrew will be treated as if he were a person. Which means there will be no more attempts to break him. |
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Andrew Martin: I am the proud owner of a central nervous system! |
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Andrew Martin: It is understood that you will attempt to rivet one.
Sir: Screw, Andrew.
Andrew Martin: Really? |
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Sir: I wanted to tell you that I was wrong.
Andrew Martin: You're never wrong, Sir.
Sir: Then don't contradict me. |
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