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President Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5.
President Skroob: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5?
Colonel Sandurz: Yes.
President Skroob: That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! |
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Fichier WAV – 9 ko |
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Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Black Spaceball Trooper: We ain't found shit. |
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Dark Helmet: I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!
Colonel Sandurz: Of course I do, sir!
Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that!
Spaceball Troopers: Of course we do, sir! |
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Fichier WAV – 14 ko |
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Dark Helmet: Now you see that Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb. |
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Fichier WAV – 35 ko |
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Radar Tech: Sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be... jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed... Raspberry! |
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Fichier WAV – 41 ko |
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Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No no no, light speed is too slow!
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed!
Colonel Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: Whatsa matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? |
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Fichier WAV – 14 ko |
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Computer: Thank you for pressing the self-destruct button. This ship will self-destruct in three minutes. |
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Fichier WAV – 8 ko |
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President Skroob, Dark Helmet & Colonel Sandurz: Suck, suck, suck! |
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Fichier WAV – 10 ko |
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Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! |
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Fichier WAV – 84 ko |
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Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Corporal: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Corporal: We've identified their location!
Dark Helmet: Where?
Corporal: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival!
Dark Helmet: When?
Corporal: Nineteen hundred hours, sir!
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow, they will be our prisoners!
Dark Helmet: Who?! |
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Fichier WAV – 22 ko |
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Princess Vespa: Yogurt the wise!
Dot Matrix: Yogurt the all-powerful!
Barf: Yogurt the magnificent!
Yogurt: Please, please, don't make a fuss. I'm just plain yogurt. |
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