Dr. Orinsky: When I heard they were gonna send a mission to Mars I strongly urged the government to reconsider [...] on grounds that alien DNA might remain on the planet [...] that any human attempt to violate the planet would result in biological contamination.
Mission Control: Excursion, this is Houston. Do you copy? Do you read Excursion?
TV Anchorman: Son of a Senator and now the first man on Mars.
Senator Ross: You're gonna be president of the United States some day.
Debutante: My sister decided to join us.
Patrick Ross: There's something wrong with me dad.
Unknown: We got another alien on the loose.
Woman: If he's reproducing we've got potential offspring.
Press Lennox: Last time I fought with that alien I almost got myself killed.
Dr. Laura Baker: Eve was recreated from a frozen lab embryo.
Dr. Laura Baker: We need your help to find Patrick.
Eve: I see what he sees.
Dr. Laura Baker: Estrogen levels peaking. It's like she's in heat!
Eve: Let me out!
Dr. Laura Baker: We've got two aliens running around. If these two were to mate, the resulting pure strain of offspring would be unstoppable.
Dennis Gamble: This is like some kind of damn freak show.
Patrick Ross: They're gonna kill me.
Press Lennox: Half human hey? [...] My ass.