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Chet: The boozehounds return! |
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Chet: You're dead meat pilgrim. |
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Lisa: So... What would you little maniacs like to do first? |
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Gary: I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt.
Wyatt: I got that feeling myself.
Gary: What do we do?
Wyatt: I don't know.
Gary: Should we go for it?
Wyatt: What about Lisa?
Gary: She did say we should party.
Wyatt: Look, let's get on with these two girlfriends and get back to Lisa. This is like a dream come true.
Gary: How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with the McKays when we get to them later.
Wyatt: Sounds good.
Gary: Okay, but whatever happens we've got to give Lisa a shot. I don't want to hurt her feelings. Maybe the girls are looking for a long lean bone job from me... Ready to party now?
Wyatt: 10-4
Gary: Let's break.
Wyatt: Right. |
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Gary: Uh, what's this, sir?
Old man: Drink it! |
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Chet: He pukes, you die. |
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Gary: I was nuts for the girl... and what did it to me was these big titties she had.
Fastman: Big titties... ha ha!
Gary: She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know she was set and she was lookin' gooood son! |
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Chet: You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue. |
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Wyatt: Nobody likes us. Nobody. Gary: Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay? |
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Chet: How 'bout... a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? |
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Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-and-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals. |
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Lisa: If we're going to have any kind of fun together... you guys had better loosen up. |
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Gary: Why don't you shut-up, bitch! |
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Chet: You're stewed, buttwad! |
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Gary: I can't believe this shit! I can't believe this! Did you get a free toaster with this too? |
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Lisa: Did you ever wonder, how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet... is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Gary's Mom: Oh, Gary!
Gary: Ma! I never tossed off to anything!
Gary's Mom: You told me you were combing your hair!
Gary: But I was! I was! |
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Chet: Good morning, turdbrain! |
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Gary: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect! |
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Gary: And as for ugly ass... let me tell you something. You don't come in into my friend's house with your faggot friends, drivin' your motorbikes all over his floors, makin' a mess, stinkin' up the place, and believe me, you do stink! |
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